blueboltkatana:bloodyneptune:spiderfire47:sonickitty:uminoko:uminoko:skeetsen:sesemi7:‘She is mine (
blueboltkatana:bloodyneptune:spiderfire47:sonickitty:uminoko:uminoko:skeetsen:sesemi7:‘She is mine (to kill). Find him.’“Она маньяк, дайте ей в лоб” (х)BWAHAHAHAOh, yeah, English speakers—the joke is that Sebstan’s Russian is so bad that it sounds like he’s saying “she’s a maniac, hit her in the head.”*(*forehead, literally)IT REALLY DOES THOUGH#my new headcanon is that the reason they have the mask on him is to keep him from butchering languages #like #‘your accent is so horrendous. never talk.’ (x)THANK YOU!!!! I’ve heard that the Russian was wrong but not how!!!imagine this guy thats basically touted as Hydras personal boogeyman around the office giving you an order that sounded like “break the peanut butter, i am the shoe” like what the shit do you do@sevdrag OK MY HOSHSKFJLAJSJDIM WRITING THIS -- source link