queenklu:#some like it hot #see i have this whole headcanon #where they do get married #and Daphne i
queenklu:#some like it hot #see i have this whole headcanon #where they do get married #and Daphne is this oddity in social circles #but her husband adores her #and they adopt a whole bunch of children #and sometimes Osgood comes downstairs and there’s this fine young man playing the base #or running around with the children #and he smiles smugly to himself #and sends off a telegram to mama that he’s really quite happy #and mama sends him more money. #Joe comes around sometimes to try to talk to Daphne #and sometimes Osgood has to send him away #because his wife is very delicate #and Joe riles her up something terrible #though Joe’s wife Sugar is very kind #and a dear friend of his Daphne’s #sometimes Osgood takes Joe aside to smoke cigars #and Joe says some terrible things about Daphne #but Osgood endures it #because last time he had Joe hunted down #Daphne took the children to France and his mother’s #and Osgood doesn’t care to repeat the experience #thank you(via waldorph) -- source link
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