zarosianzealot:danny-dice:unadulteratedpiratepizza:anaisnein:lokispriestess:anaisnein:mudwerks:danip
zarosianzealot:danny-dice:unadulteratedpiratepizza:anaisnein:lokispriestess:anaisnein:mudwerks:danipup:wind-up-martyrbot:literal-ghost:potedo:Whoever invented kangaroos is a fucking idiotKangaroos are animals that seem like they should be cryptids but it’s an entire species.God: What if we just made a really horrible man? Give it. Give it lots of things. Tail leg. Belly sack. Talons. Abs. taste for flesh. Valid driver’s license. Fur. the ability to beat the goddamn piss out of you.and taunt you afterwardexcuse me, this is an actual kangaroo? not a cunning-edit furry joke? you’re telling me this is what literal live kangaroos look like in real life?yeah kangaroos are actually pretty mean looking. The cute ones are wallabies.kangaroo^wallaby^kangaroo^wallaby^this is just so fucked upIf I remember correctly, female kangaroos only mate with the largest most aggressive males, effectively breeding more and more roid rage into the species.So kangaroos are just wild Chads.Wallabies are incel kangaroos -- source link