wobblycompetencies:The following facts I now hold to be true and absolutely 100% canonical as a dire
wobblycompetencies:The following facts I now hold to be true and absolutely 100% canonical as a direct result of leupagus and her frankly astonishing fic “to the sky without wings” (don’t read it, it will probably ruin your life) (BUT LIKE GO READ IT and join us in the Special Hell of beards and sadness):Fact 1: Poe Dameron had a debilitating crush on Commander Skywalker when he was growing up. He didn’t grow out of it. Fact 2: The Jacket was originally given to 18-year-old Poe by Luke Skywalker as consolation following yet another disastrous seduction attempt.Fact 3: Poe somehow got Luke to agree that if he ever got to the rank of General, he could finally score a date.Fact 4: Luke Skywalker will henceforth be known as Trash Fire Jesus.If you want me I’ll just be sitting in the corner shipping these two galactic disasters to hell and back.THIS STORY HAS BROKEN ME -- source link
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