jellyfishleggs:fishslut:of-the-yellow-ajah:unbuttonedinawood:i never thought i’d write the w
jellyfishleggs: fishslut: of-the-yellow-ajah: unbuttonedinawood: i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is. And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. are you satan Put it over loose or broken floorboards so even though they don’t fall they freak out thinking they will. -- source link