cannibalcoalition: traegorn:adorkablydelicious:quoththeqrowin:skywardsister:joey-wheeler-off
cannibalcoalition: traegorn: adorkablydelicious: quoththeqrowin: skywardsister: joey-wheeler-official: hot-chubbies-with-cheese: themodernmaccabee: friendly-neighborhood-patriarch: i-am-the-broken-bride: silent-calling: cumaeansibyl: jonlybonlyfromboldlygo: mother-entropy: saxifraga-x-urbium: captain-cargoshorts: petintv: working-class-worm: If you have Edison lights you automatically get the guillotine. this place has a burger that’s topped with like 3 other kinds of meat and tastes like nothing but liquid smoke guacamole is offered for $1.75 they have a sign up telling you no Wi-Fi talk to each other but they also want you to follow them on Instagram they have a $17 burger that has “deconstructed” in its description. All of the beverages are served in mason jars and the only straws they provide, on request, are dry pasta Menus printed on brown paper that’s meant to look low-fi but actually costs $40 a ream Your waiter has a man-bun and hotpants on and recommends you the low fat, low calzhigh soy veggie burger for $19.89. Fries aren’t served. The microbrew menu is 300 pages thick and none of them are good those ridiculously uncomfortable benches are always placed on a floor designed to make the most noise when you try to leave. The seating is pretty terrible and it always smells like a farmers market in a recently burnt down barn. The burger you ordered as medium will always come out well done They don’t have a brand name soda fountain but instead carry sodas and colas made from roots and cane sugar. Their AC keeps the restaurant at a comfortable 55 degrees on a 70 degree day while the cardstock menu proudly boasts that they’re made from 100% recycled paper. Extra toppings can cost up to $5 depending on what you get. The food you order to go comes in a brown paper bag Restaurant tables are made of recycled wood. The aesthetic of the building is black, silver, brown, and red. Food eaten in is served in loose, small wax paper bags instead of plates. Prices on the menu do not show currency iconography beside them. Who hurt you people The Bay Area and SoCal And it’s just fucking LOUD Like seriously, the hardwood floors, unpadded barstools, and unfinished industrial ceiling make for a sensory nightmare. I’ve been to a bunch of these places in Austin. -- source link