heownsyourgirl:Sorry sir, but we picked your wife up as a prostitute. We’re gonna have to take her
heownsyourgirl: Sorry sir, but we picked your wife up as a prostitute. We’re gonna have to take her downtown. Yeah, I know you two were just walking down the street when I pulled over. Yeah, I know I propositioned her first. But look at her now! Yep, nothing but a dirty fucking whore. I’ll bring her back to lockup, process her, and set bail for her eventual release. I’m thinking… 30 blowjobs sounds good enough. You can have her back home once she’s sucked down 30 officer’s loads. -- source link