flamingokitty22:mybonemalone:IF COOKERY SHOWS WERE VIEWED LIKE SPORTSI watch cooking shows like I wa
flamingokitty22:mybonemalone:IF COOKERY SHOWS WERE VIEWED LIKE SPORTSI watch cooking shows like I watch sports.“YOU’RE HOLDING THE KNIFE WRONG.”“STOP. THAT’S CROSS-CONTAMINATION ARE YOU INSANE?!”“JESUS! ARE YOU EVEN *TRYING* TO COOK PROPERLY?”“SEE THAT THING ON YOUR FINGER? THAT’S A BANDAID. YOU WOULDN’T BE WEARING ONE IF YOU WOULD’VE LISTENED TO ME ABOUT HOLDING THE KNIFE WRONG ASSWIPE. AND GET A GLOVE ON FOR FUCKS SAKE! I DON’T WANT A GODDAMN BANDAID IN MY FOOD!”Clearly these people have never seen my family watch Chopped -- source link