lavellenyouisthehardestthingtodo:“Dirk. Look at me. Look how amazing this is.”“It is certainly a thi
lavellenyouisthehardestthingtodo:“Dirk. Look at me. Look how amazing this is.”“It is certainly a thing that I am for some reason seeing with my own two eyes.”“Are you seeing this codpiece?”“I am trying not too.”“Look how fucking plush this thing is, dude.”“Yeah, I’ll pass.”“It’s like one of your puppets, here, come squeeze it.”“I am not going to squeeze your stuffed pseudo-cock.”“Wow, way to make it weird.”So I’ve had a theory for ages that if Hal was considered his own player in the game, he’d be a Bard of Mind. Dude is all about laying down the plans and passively getting people to carry them out, and it’s the other side of the coin to Dirk’s Prince of Heart. Which, naturally, led to imagining Hal going God Tier. You’re welcome. -- source link
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