theabbottchronicles:Tony Abbott’s ideas of how to deal with leadership spill:Lie about his plans for
theabbottchronicles:Tony Abbott’s ideas of how to deal with leadership spill:Lie about his plans for the future like making things up about NOT cutting jobs/funding to things (see if it works like last time)Remind people he repealed the Carbon TaxShirtfront Bishop Turnbull (Bishop is too scary to shirtfront)Beg Murdoch to pretend the situation isn’t happening and hope it goes away (like Global Warming)Mention the Carbon Tax again (and again)Follow the Northern Territory Chief Minister and fellow Liberals’s example and simply just refuse to resign by not signing any paperwork.Unleash the beesCrush the ABC with a boat and yell “I WARNED YOU! I WARNED YOU ALL!”Call everyone out on “reverse sexism”… somehowShow up to press conference in budgie smugglers with literal budgies stuff down them to make bulge so impressive and mighty that no one questions his leadership skillsStand silently in front of journalists until they give up and leaveRemind them that the Carbon Tax is no longer a thing -- source link
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