astronomlns: interstellix: hutasworld: phillipstaysalive:artgirllullaby:maniac-bakery:dynastyl
astronomlns: interstellix: hutasworld: phillipstaysalive: artgirllullaby: maniac-bakery: dynastylnoire: patient-positivity: gods-little-punk: avatarpotato: dragonpyre: snicketty-snook: jacksoopticboop: anticoffeebeans: viostormcaller: actually-al: pixiis-blog: astudyingreer: fairyofsomething: hidingoutbackstage: I’m right and I should say it Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then? “Hey” “Hey” “Hey Dork.” “I am not a dork.” “Yes you are. And mom wants to talk to you.” “Whats up buttholes” “Shut up Loser” “Hey maaaan” “Hey maaaaan” Or “Hey stoop-stoops” “No” “Who are you?” “Hey shithead” “Hey dickface” “Whaddup slut” *Hey ‘name of sibling’**Get out of my room* “Hey nerd”“What do you want” “Sup bitch” “Fuck off” *steps into the room and stares at them until they notice and stare back for a solid 15 seconds, neither of you move a muscle* “what” “what do you want for dinner” That last one!!! ^^^^^^ “dude let me lift you and show you how STRONG I AM”“fuck off, i just ate i gonna puke if you squish me..”“i gonna lift you NOW!”“ Presenting something that happened last week: Me: I got you a gift! *gives her* Sister: hm… Me: you don’t even say thanks… Sister: thank you. Me: now gimme a kiss and a hug Sister: now you’re asking too much Me: I JUST GIFTED YOU FOR NO REASON. YOU’RE NOT WORTH THE SCRAP OF MY LEFT KNEE YOU UNGRATEFUL Brother: “hola” Me: “salut” Brother: “¿Como estas?” Me: (I don’t speak Spanish.) Me: “Qu'est-ce que vous voulez?” Brother: My sister: *just fucking screams* Me: *lifts her up and puts her in another room* OR My brother: *walks into my room* you know, you’re ugly Me: *just….too tired of this shit* brother (26): *kicks my door open, screeching* eEeEeEp!!¡!!¡!me: the fuck do you want?brother: can’t i say hi to my dear lovely little sisterme: gtfo you’re disgusting sister, 21: *busts into my room, jumps on me*me: *sounds of pain*sister: *wiggles around on top of me*me, still in pain: get out of my roomsister: *wiggles some more* no[after 5 minutes of silence]sister: bye ugly -- source link