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thefingerfuckingfemalefury: blackphoenixincorporated:thefingerfuckingfemalefury: blackphoenixincorporated:thefingerfuckingfemalefury: funnypages:Trying to cut off your nuts is one hell of a test “I must see if I’m invulnerable”(Jumps dick first at a buzzsaw)YouYou could have just asked someone to hit you THERE WERE BETTER WAYS TO TEST THIS JONATHAN “The Day Pa Kent Castrated Himself.” I think the best/worst part is how he’s not even testing the limits of a superpower he knows he has. Like if he already knew that he couldn’t be injured by things that hurt a normal human then I could KIND of understand his thought process here But noInstead his thought process here is “Could I be invulnerable? Well, only one way to find out” (Hurls self at spinning buzz saw)Like…in the Spider-Man movies Peter Parker waited until he already knew he could shoot webbing that can support his weight and climb walls BEFORE he started jumping off of buildings but Pa Kent apparently thinks that’s just wasting valuable time There are ways to test your possible invulnerability that are safer than jumping dick first into a buzzsaw! On a related note Clark saying “You MIGHT get hurt!” here seems like an underrreaction like I have to assume this was because the Comics Code said no to the original dialogue for this scene which was just Clark screaming “HOLY FUCK UR GONNA DIE” as his father tried to replicate the “LENGTHWAYS” scene from More Than Meets the Eye here -- source link
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