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thebaconsandwichofregret: garrisongold: mmmmbeefy96: doktor-edward-richtofen: 3rdhiccup: thedorkiestviking: 3rdhiccup: thedorkiestviking: DON’T EVEN FUCKING GET ME STARTED JACK CHURCHILL. TOO LATE NOW. THE GUY SIGNED UP FOR A COMMANDO AIR DROP BECAUSE” it sounded fun”. HE CONSIDERED CARRYING A SWORD INTO BATTLE MANDATORY, BUT HE DIDNT USE SOME PRISSY LITTLE PARADE SABRE. HE CARRIED FUCKING CLAYMORE. HE SHEATHED IT NEXT TO HIS BAGPIPES & ENORMOUS TANK SIZED BALLS. HE WAS CAPTURED ONCE. FOUND IT A BIT BORING SO HE LEFT. RECAPTURED, LEFT AGAIN. WALKED ALL THE WAY BACK TO BRITISH LINES TO FIND THE WAR HAD ENDED. HIS REACTION?”oh bugger” He used a longbow too. when he was captured the Germans found him playing god save the queen on his bagpipes There’s too much. Have a link! He was also a surfer. Oh bugger. We must all aspire to be as “Mad” Jack Churchill Only guy in WWII to have a confirmed longbow kill. Bow down to this guy. it’s the last recorded longbow kill in military history -- source link