“And this one’s for having a dick.”*SLAP*“And this one’s for having a *small* dick.”*SLAP*“And this
“And this one’s for having a dick.”*SLAP*“And this one’s for having a *small* dick.”*SLAP*“And this one’s for dribbling your nasty precum on my floor.”*SLAP*“And this one is just because I like hitting you.”*SLAP* -- source link