“Check it out, I accidentally stepped in shit on my way over here. I almost wanted to cancel this hi
“Check it out, I accidentally stepped in shit on my way over here. I almost wanted to cancel this hike over it, but then I realized I could just wipe it off on you. That’s a nice shirt, though, so I won’t wipe my foot off on that. You’re lucky I’m so good to you. Now kiss and say ‘thank you, Goddess’.” -- source link