“Oh, hey! It’s you! You… uh… shit I forgot your name. Sorry, it’s just been like, mont
“Oh, hey! It’s you! You… uh… shit I forgot your name. Sorry, it’s just been like, months since I saw you. They key? What are you talking about? Keyholder? Oh that’s right, you asked me to be your keyholder. I said I’d try it, you just have to mail me your key… Yeah I didn’t actually mean it, I just said that to get you to leave me alone. No, the address I gave you was fake. I don’t give out my address to people I barely know. Wait, you actually did it? Oh God, you didn’t actually send your key through the mail, did you?” -- source link