“Fuck, did I actually say that? I thought I just dreamt that. Damn, I do the wildest things when I g
“Fuck, did I actually say that? I thought I just dreamt that. Damn, I do the wildest things when I go drinking. Wait, so I came home drunk and said I wanted to lock your dick in a chastity cage, and you said ‘yes’? Why would you do that? And I used a combination-lock too, eh? Shit. I have no clue what the combination is.” -- source link