“Thanks for taking me on vacation, you’re a really good *friend*. And thanks again for agreeing to w
“Thanks for taking me on vacation, you’re a really good *friend*. And thanks again for agreeing to wear the cage for me. Again, it’s not that I don’t trust you, I just have a bad habit of sleeping with my guy friends when they take me on expensive vacations like this, and it always makes things weird between us. I value your friendship too much to risk ruining it like that.” -- source link