(Oh my God, did this loser seriously just ask me out? He’s the most beta guy in the whole office! Sh
(Oh my God, did this loser seriously just ask me out? He’s the most beta guy in the whole office! Should I go to HR? Ugh, they never do shit… Huh, maybe I can trick him into wearing a chastity cage. If nothing else that should at least give me enough power over him to get him to leave me the fuck alone at work.) “Sure, I’d love to go on a date with you! How’s Friday?” -- source link