“You know your friends Tom and Brent? One of us just fucked Tom, and the other one just fucked Brent
“You know your friends Tom and Brent? One of us just fucked Tom, and the other one just fucked Brent. If you can tell which did which after eating us out, we’ll shave a week off your chastity-sentence. Here’s a hint to give you a fighting chance: Tom leaves much bigger loads than Brent.” -- source link