“Guess who just came out of the shower and walked across the floor *you* were supposed to have clean
“Guess who just came out of the shower and walked across the floor *you* were supposed to have cleaned, only to get a bunch of dirt on her feet. That’s right! Me! Now, guess who’s going to fix this problem with his tongue. Right again! You! Get licking, bitch. If this happens again, you’ll be licking the floor clean, too.” -- source link