Your girlfriend turned into a super bitch when she drank. The scary thing was you couldn’t tel
Your girlfriend turned into a super bitch when she drank. The scary thing was you couldn’t tell if it was the liquor talking, or if she was just more honest after a few shots. “You know I’m never unlocking you, right? Like, ever. Ever never. You cum from making m-*hiccup* me cum, or not at all. I’m gunna squat on your face. Your stupid face. That gets your dick hard, doesn’t it? You know what I’m thinking when I sit on your face? I’m thinking you’re a fucking loser and I should just fuck all your friends. Maybe I already am? You don’t know. You don’t fucking *hiccup* fucking know. Does that turn you on? I bet it does you fucking liar. I bet I could fuck every guy in the world and you’d still let me sit on your face. You know I don’t even know where the key is, right? Why do you think I haven’t unlocked you in so long? I’m not a good keyholder. Do you even care? I don’t. I should’ve just tossed the key on day 1 and said, ‘Surpriiiiise betch, this is your life now.” I’m just kidding, babe, you know I love you. Or am I kidding? You don’t know. You don’t know a fucking thing, now shut the fuck up and eat me.” -- source link