“Oh hey babe, you’ll never guess who I bumped into. You remember Chad from back in highschool, right
“Oh hey babe, you’ll never guess who I bumped into. You remember Chad from back in highschool, right? He was just telling me about the time he tied you to the school flagpole and left you there overnight. You never told me he made you strip naked first before doing it. That must’ve been embarrassing for you given how… ‘modest’ you are downstairs.” -- source link