“Hey babe, remember how you always said body-hair on women is disgusting? Check this out! Nasty, rig
“Hey babe, remember how you always said body-hair on women is disgusting? Check this out! Nasty, right? Ha, I thought you’d think so. Anyway, I was reading about how a lot of deodorants are actually bad for you. Something about the aluminum in it or something, so I’ve decided instead of deodorant, I’m just going to get you to lick my pits clean every time I have BO. Yes, with the hair. I know you don’t want to, but you’re just going to have to weight that against how much you have a ‘release day’ this month. Aren’t you glad you agreed to chastity, babe? You get to try so many new things, now.” -- source link