“Huh? Yes, this seat is taken. Are you blind? By my feet, obviously. Well, your back problem isn’t m
“Huh? Yes, this seat is taken. Are you blind? By my feet, obviously. Well, your back problem isn’t my problem. Yes, as a matter of fact, I DO think my feet deserve a seat more than you. You really want this chair? Fine, lick my feet clean by the time I’m done this chapter and its yours. Do I sound like I’m kidding? Pfft, fuck you, then. Sit on the ground like a dog, for all I care.”…“Huh? You’re still here? Sick of sitting on the ground yet, doggie? I already told you I don’t care how much your back is bugging you. You want this seat, you know what to do. What do you mean ‘fine?’ You’re going to do it? Do it, then. Don’t bother me again until your finished.”…“All done? Good dog. The chair? Thing is, I told you to have my feet clean by the timed I finished the chapter I was on, and I finished that chapter long before you even started, so I guess you can fuck off. Your back hurts too much for you to walk? Ha! Well, you’ve been sitting on the ground like a dog, I guess you can crawl away like a dog, too. Mush, bitch.” -- source link