“Hello? Is this the Chaste-Inc customer support line? Yes, I’m looking at my husband right now, and
“Hello? Is this the Chaste-Inc customer support line? Yes, I’m looking at my husband right now, and I believe you accidentally sent us a cage 1 or 2 sizes smaller than the one we ordered. Mhmm? Yes, well, that’s the thing, the keys you sent us also don’t match the lock they came with, so we can’t seem to get it off. Yes I would say it’s causing him quite a bit of discomfort, he’s been crying for hours now. Would it be possible to send the correct keys for his lock? Mhmm… Mhmmm… okay yeah, I guess there is no way to know now which are the right keys for his lock… Oh, you can send a specialist to remove the device for us? Great! What’s the earliest they can be here? 6 weeks? Well, we’ll be on vacation in Hawaii then… What about the week after? Uh-huh… Uh-huh… Uh-huh… Oh, really? Okay, great! Well, thank you! Bu-bye!Well, good news bad news, hunny. The bad news is you’re stuck with this cage for the next 8 weeks, but the good news is the lady on the phone tells me after that long your wiener should shrink up a lot, anyway. You just have to get over the ‘4-week hump’ and the discomfort should start to die down. Don’t make that face. You’ve already made it almost 5 hours, I’m sure you can handle a few weeks. Now come ‘thank’ me for taking care of this for you.” -- source link