hipster-sensations:karm—a:wild-coconut:a-splash-of-life:opal-leaves:c-oco:jesscats:vas
hipster-sensations: karm—a: wild-coconut: a-splash-of-life: opal-leaves: c-oco: jesscats: vas-happenin-down-under: aussie1directioners: 1d-niallizard: come-to-my-direction: carrrrrrot: let-loose-love: und3rwater-blueseas: olivialohan: um what other way is there? sometimes i like to be different so i ride my emu. yeah all the cool kids ride emus. bitch please i ride me Dingo. he’s called Ernie. I’ve got a wallaby who’s called P.Sherman so you bitches ain’t got no shit on me. When I want a little nap I ride my Koala, takes hours, good sleep though :) Yeah, this one time the Kangaroo was late so I had to ride a croc :/ Don’t hurt ya bum ridin’ an echidna, sheilas and blokes. I made that mistake once. oi yeah nah I sometimes I catch the croc to school of my kangaroos feeling a bit tired ay mate i dont even go ta school. im too busy sittin on tha dunny and cooking shrimps on tha barby ^ I don’t go either mate! I was raised by dingas out in tha bush. They taught me all I need ta know I ride ma Tassie Devil, be jealous blokes. Comfy ride, sitting on that furry back. Fast ride too, scares all the passers by, ya see. He’s a useful lil’ bloke. brb off to feed my echidna Everyday -- source link