rockhardgeologist:listhacks:Pool Noodle Hacks - If you like this list follow ListHacks for more
rockhardgeologist: listhacks: Pool Noodle Hacks - If you like this list follow ListHacks for more I don’t care how efficient or cost effective this is, I will NOT be the pool noodle guy. I won’t have my kids become social outcasts because the neighborhood parents won’t let their children at my house. “Dad, why won’t Jimmy’s mom let him come over to play?” Well son, its probably because this house is composed of about 30% pool noodle and 100% shame. Last week I fashioned one pool noodle into an oven mitt, a pillow case, and a fleshlight so I could fuck the same pool noodles that have fucked my life so very royally. -- source link