inejjghafas:inejjghafas:asterin-wildheart:asterin-wildheart:gazeteur:S I X O F C R O W S / / COFFE
inejjghafas:inejjghafas:asterin-wildheart:asterin-wildheart:gazeteur:S I X O F C R O W S / / COFFEE SHOP (?) AU → THE BASTARD BARISTA OF THE BARRELOh my dear sweet jesus. Kaz - Owner - Makes the best damn brew and no one can figure out his secretInej - Fastest Barista - Never gets anyone mixed up, always says the names right, every drink is artful and preciseNina - Chalkboard Queen - Creates the fanciest menu boards, hands downJesper - In House Musician - Treats the place like a personal concert hall, but the customers never have anything to complain about as he works his magic. I picture saxophone, but anything jazzy for sure. Wylan - Camping Hipster - Is there every day, sun or rain. His ‘spot’ is at the back conveniently located near the small stage in the corner for the musician. Pretends to draw, but we know what he’s really doing.Matthias - Stock Boy - Doesn’t actually like coffee, let’s everyone know it, but refuses to quit. Everyone knows why. Kuwei - Most Complicated Order - Rich kid who comes in daily, tries ordering the most confusing drinks to screw up the baristas and get their drink free. Inej takes it on and gets it every time, to his dismay. Flirts with the musician, to Wylan’s dismay. Secretly lonely and just needs a place to chill. I can’t stop. Send help.Nina is in charge of the pastries, but in order to actually have stock to sell, she has to be watched. But she has become clever in concealing a few here and there and waiting until she can sneak away to consume them. “It’s just a few, Kaz…” “You’re eating away our profits, Nina.” “I would have bought them anyways.” “Then they can come out of your pocket.” Cue pouting from her, laughter at said pouting from Matthias, and the commencement of being charged for ever chocolate croissant and eclair she tries to sneak. Heleen is the lady who has the most ridiculous orders ever. Kuwei orders the most complicated things, but he isn’t stupid. “I’ll have a venti iced, sugar-free syrup, skinny hazelnut, no foam cappuccino.” The tall blonde recited, every word dripping contempt from her curled mouth.Kuwei’s eyebrows shot past his hairline, Wylan sneaked glances at Inej over his coffee mug, and Jesper furtively grinned at the barista, eager to see the situation play out.Inej looked at the woman straight in the eye, and calmly replied, “No.”Heleen’s scarlet lip twisted into a furious scowl. “What did you say? I’ll have you know that I can make sure you never have a job again, little girl.”Inej pushed Heleen’s credit card back across the counter with a small smile. “A no foam cappuccino is a latte, ma’am.”Heleen’s whole face turned scarlet. “I’d like to talk with your manager.” Inej’s dark eyes started gleaming brilliantly, and she began to laugh as Heleen took a few steps back in alarm. “I am the manager.” (Inej acts as temporary manager of the cafe when Kaz is away you know it’s true). #I’m screaming #This is delightful #Also that last bit is totally based on that comic isnt it?? (via dumselindistress)Yes. Yes it is. -- source link
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