Ancient Mesopotamian cuneiform tablet and figurine discovered in a tomb dating to around 2,500 BC.Th

Ancient Mesopotamian cuneiform tablet and figurine discovered in a tomb dating to around 2,500 BC.The Tablet Reads“I, Meskalamdug of Akkad, son of Naram-Sin, do highly desire butts that are of large proportions. I attest to the gods this is not a falsity. My fellow Sumerians cannot dispute this. When a maiden enters my local tavern with a waist like a marsh reed, and a butt with ziggurat-like rotundness, my fertile member stands to the heavens, due to the fact that her butt is full like a loaded flour sack.  The citizens of Akkad tried to warn me, but that butt makes me very sexually aroused, so I shall proceed to cause friction against her backside with my fertile member. Fellow Akkadians, I declare that if you have a mate who has a voluminous butt, have her shake it with vitality. If a maiden should desire to ride in my oxcart, then she must reveal her butt conspicuously so that even people of pale complexion will make loud noises.”Currently on display with the Metropolitan Museum of Art -- source link

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