subndiapers: “Sisters have to watch out for each other, right? Mom and dad will be home any minute a
subndiapers: “Sisters have to watch out for each other, right? Mom and dad will be home any minute and we can’t have them finding out we used the potty while they were gone.” “They trusted us to be here without baby sit–…”Before I could finish the sentence, I hear mom clear her throat in the doorway of our room.“What do we have here? It is so nice of you to change your little sister’s diaper for her but I am not sure why you aren’t wearing one…” “Oh hi mom… yeah, me and Lily were just playing babysitter…” “That doesn’t answer why *you* aren’t wearing a diaper”“Well… uhmmm… well… babysitters don’t wear diapers. So I took mine off so I could be the babysitter”“Mmmhmmm… and what about the carpet? You do realize both of you are basically incontinent… ohh, sorry. Too big of words for your baby brains… you are babies and don’t know when you need to go pee-pee so we put you in diapers so you wouldn’t tinkle on the floors, okay?”“But mom, we are big. We do know. We can use the toilet.”“And how would you know that?”I didn’t know what to say, if I admit to using the toilet when they weren’t around she would know I broke her rule but agreeing with her was only worse.“I will take that silence to mean ‘Please mommy, please get us a babysitter next time’… maybe your friend Katie will be interested… Let’s call her and see” -- source link