twisted-talez: “Congrats, man. Golf and cigars are in order. I heard you popped the question last ni
twisted-talez: “Congrats, man. Golf and cigars are in order. I heard you popped the question last night, and that Lisa said yes!”“Thanks, bro. But I’m regretting it now.”“Aww. Don’t say that, man. It’s only natural to have cold feet. Lisa is a total catch.”“I know. It’s not that. Now that we’re engaged, she wants to have a ‘second virginity.’ Can you fucking believe it?”“Second virginity? What the fuck is that?!”“It means no more sex until the wedding. No fucking. No blow jobs. No hand jobs. Nothing. She wants to feel ‘pure’ again when she walks down the aisle.”“How long is that gonna be?”“A year. Next June is the wedding. My balls are gonna fucking pop by then.”“Uh … I used to bend over for a few frat buds in college. I’ll gladly be your cum dump for the next year, man.”“Christ. Are you serious, bro? That would be fucking awesome. I just need an easy, warm hole to dump my load. How about right now?”“Fuck yeah! But don’t you wanna finish our golf game first?”“Fuck that, bro. I need to drop a load. How ‘bout you bend over for my big cock in the clubhouse sauna?”“Works for me, as long as you breed my hole.”“You know it, bro. I’ve got a 4-day load for you, and I fucking shoot like a cannon.”Stories are fiction and intended for readers 18 and up. All characters are assumed to be legal, consenting adults. I hope his girlfriend postpones the wedding for another two years -- source link