meanestdaddy: This is my little girl. When we go out to the bar, I get myself drink and I buy her a
meanestdaddy: This is my little girl. When we go out to the bar, I get myself drink and I buy her a juice. I guess she’s never liked this much. I guess it’s embarrassing for her to sit there, drinking juice out of a straw while me and my friends and their girlfriends all enjoy a few cocktails. On the way to the bar tonight, she finally got the courage up to let me know: “Daddy, could I please have a drink tonight, instead of juice?” Now there’s nothing wrong with asking, exactly. But I didn’t like the fucking implication. That she doesn’t like doing what I like her doing. So I was fuming a little bit. We got out of the car, I marched her into the bar, bought her a cosmopolitan, grabbed her by the back of the neck, walked her into the men’s room, poured it into this urinal, pushed her to the floor, and told the bitch to drink. Who’s a big girl now? -- source link