talesofthearts:regalbryant: johnnynothumbs:ohyeahpartyat221b:ex-genius:THIS SATANIC GODDAMN THING IS
talesofthearts:regalbryant: johnnynothumbs:ohyeahpartyat221b:ex-genius:THIS SATANIC GODDAMN THING IS REAL AND I AM UNREASONABLY ANGRY ABOUT ITseriously look at this awful thingNo.No no no no no no no.I’m sorry, if you’re too stupid to make eggs in a pan, you don’t get to have a horrible egg-dog on a wooden stick like it’s some kind of carnival food. This product is a crime against gastronomy, and I want to find and destroy each and every example of it.THE TOP COMMENT ON THAT VIDEO OMGthe pessimist and the optimistActually crying here -- source link