loki-theatre-gurl:happyvegetable:kennilworthy-thisp:derinthemadscientist:lumoslouis:soloontherocks:a
loki-theatre-gurl:happyvegetable:kennilworthy-thisp:derinthemadscientist:lumoslouis:soloontherocks:amour-vengeance:later-homenuggets:my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find thislook at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shitmotherfucking australiaif there was a post to describe australia, this is itwait. you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?wake up australia That’s what birds doThey fly around and fuck shit upDo you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign countryDo birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bitIt’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do@derinthemadscientist Also, we have screens on our windows… So if we do happen to leave a window open, birds and bugs just kinda bounce off the screen.Do Australian windows not have screens?Yes but they rust and split easily. And birds can break them if they really want to, although they don’t usually try to. -- source link