queerfandommiscellany:aevios:feynites:shiftythrifting:thank u goodwill for this fucking ominous prop
queerfandommiscellany:aevios:feynites:shiftythrifting:thank u goodwill for this fucking ominous prophecy Likely intended reading: Cats are so bossy that they basically own your assSpooky reading: Cats literally own your life as part of some kind of bargain with the Forces BeyondMy reading: Your cat loves you so much that they value your life as surely as they value their own[id= picture of a black sign that says “cats have two lives” on the top half and “theirs and yours” on the bottom half in all caps white text. The sign is propped up on a metal shelf. /end id] Alternate take: You and your cat are literally the same person. When you die, you become your cat, or vice versa -- source link