birlcholtz:maple-pies:Bruh*coughs* fry guy is marty’s nephew or smth (those eyes have got to be gene
birlcholtz:maple-pies:Bruh*coughs* fry guy is marty’s nephew or smth (those eyes have got to be genetic), idk, and BEFORE he came to samwell he was really proud of that? like that’s just the sort of thing you can whip out at parties ‘oh yeah, my uncle’s on the falconers’ and idk it’s just p cool.but samwell…………………listen, it’s not like fry guy hates hockey. he really doesn’t mind hockey, like, as a sport. but tHE HOCKEY TEAM.he does his best. he tries not to get too pissed. they’re just a bunch of loud, annoying, rowdy, drunk or stoned, physically intimidating, obnoxious… the list goes on and on and on and fry guy finds himself hating the hockey team.not that that’s a problem! because he can still support his uncle while disliking his school’s hockey team.but when their captain signs with the falcs……fry guy flips. His. Shit.marty is just starting a conversation when he says ‘oh, one of our rookies just graduated from samwell! did you know him?’ he does nOT expect his nephew to go on a RAMPAGE about the hockey team at samwellso, being a fundamentally nice guy and wanting to defend the rookie (who’s had enough people talking shit about him behind his back lbr) he says ‘oh, zimmermann doesn’t seem like that at all–’‘zIMMERMANN WAS THE CAPTAIN, HE MAY NOT HAVE BEEN THE ONE DROPPING SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE ON INNOCENT PASSERBY IN THE DINING HALL OR THROWING MINI-PIES AT PEOPLE IN THE LIBRARY BUT CAN YOU REALLY BE THAT CLOSE TO THE PERPETRATORS WITHOUT BEING INVOLVED, REALLY’‘oooooookay’it makes family gatherings awkward.(one time marty is hosting a new year’s party, he invites his nearby family & some of his teammates. fry guy comes and spends tHE WHOLE TIME AVOIDING JACK except when jack bumps into him in the kitchen and says ‘oh, hey, i’ve seen you at samwell. you’re the one holster threw a mini-pie at once, right?’ and fry guy is forced to admit that jack is actually a fairly reasonable and calm person) -- source link