wtfzeus:randomproxy:a-gnosis:Don’t you even dare try anything, Poseidon. Athena will win.Poseidon an
wtfzeus:randomproxy:a-gnosis:Don’t you even dare try anything, Poseidon. Athena will win.Poseidon and Athena, in Athens (before Athens was Athens):Poseidon: check it here’s a bunch of waterAthenians: …um this is salt water we can’t really drink thisAthena: this beautiful little fucker is an oliveAthenians: …Athena: it’s deliciousAthenians: …Athena: you can burn it for lightAthenians: …Athena: and you can clean yourself with it and these sweet ass metal hooksAthenians: …Athena: …also lubeAthenians: Oh my godIt’s not Zeus but the idea of Athena giving the people lube is just… wow XD -- source link