minumi-chan:dreamcreek:royharperismybitch:royalblue-sniper:thesneakysniper:montezumarevenge:merceris
minumi-chan:dreamcreek:royharperismybitch:royalblue-sniper:thesneakysniper:montezumarevenge:mercerism:cuppacats:samberryblogz:“can you spare a cup of sugar please neighbor i HAVE TO MAKE COOKIES RIGHT NOW”“I’m sorry for eating your cat! Please forgive me, Sarah! I love youuu!”“Could you spare a moment to hear about the life of Jesus Christ?”“BABY WE CAN STILL MAKE THIS WORK”“I just get confused about you and your sister sometimes, she just looks like you except slightly hotter!”“have you accepted jesus as your saviour?”“C’MON MAN LET ME IN I’M RUNNIN FROM THE COPS!”“Fuck, missed the door again.”“I LOVE YOU! PLEASE, WHY CAN’T WE BE TOGETHER?! ALLIGATOR, ALLIGATOR, I DON’T CARE IF YOU’RE A DIFFERENT SPECIES FROM ME!”(I have no idea if that’s an alligator or a crocodile. If I’m wrong, can someone fix this for me?) “Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies?”[Welcome to the reality of living in Florida!]“Hellooooo, Zeeba-neighbah.” -- source link