“Go on” the frog whispers, as he grabs a leaf off the nearest branch. A single fuck escapes his hand
“Go on” the frog whispers, as he grabs a leaf off the nearest branch. A single fuck escapes his hands, and soars gracefully into the rainy air. “You’re free now,” the frog whispers. His last fuck was gone. He has no fucks to give. He is officially a “baller”. The frog grins cheekily to himself as he thinks about how everyone will bow to him. And, that’s when he heard the click of a shutter. “GODDAMNIT PHOTOGRAPHERS” Then he thinks, “Wait? I have no fucks to give.” And he continues to be the baddest bitch ever -- source link
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