rudolphsb9:bob-artist:i-need-mayo:haydenkdy:otherbully1:brainstatic:pansysky:spookytox:reaill:grimfe
rudolphsb9:bob-artist:i-need-mayo:haydenkdy:otherbully1:brainstatic:pansysky:spookytox:reaill:grimfemme:I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(welp now we know the distinction between the twoHave….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones? You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon. DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!NONE OF US KNEW THATWHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO EAT A FUCKING MOIST BALE OF HAY.We’re used to mini wheats…I AM CRYING LAUGHING RIGHT NOW@dreddzeppelinPlain shredded wheat is my life. I just finished a box and got a new box today. Please don’t hurt me like this. ;_;Also, I thought everyone knew shredded wheat came in 4 sizes:I’m still laughing my ass off at “lunatic fiber satan”This feels like a good place to leave this. it’s a Shredded Wheat ad campaign & it’s my goddamn favorite thing. some excerpts“We put the ‘no’ in innovation”“Progress in overrated”“I hired you cause you’re a failure, Eddie”“A very old, very bland cereal”and my personal favorite, the Job Interview:“You left it blank under strengths." "Yeah, I have no strengths." "Everyone’s good at something." "To be perfectly honest, I’m really good at getting out of stuff. Yeah. I’m actually supposed to be at jury duty right now.” -- source link
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