scope-dogg:porko-rosso:death2america:bondsmagii:can’t believe he said thiswhat the fake news won’t s
scope-dogg:porko-rosso:death2america:bondsmagii:can’t believe he said thiswhat the fake news won’t show youCan someone write the john green copypasta but with trump’s way of speaking?As we near 200,000 patriots here at our big, beautiful rally, I just wanted to to say *gesticulating with thumb and forefinger* cock, is one, of my favorite, tastes. *crowd cheering* I know, right? Not only that, but I gotta tell ya, balls smell amazing. That’s right, they smell amazing, they really do. Like, when I got hold of that beautiful taste, there’s just no way I can get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. There’s just no way, can you believe that folks? The only time I’m satisfied is when I feel those intense, powerful, salty hot pumps of cum down my throat. *man yells enthusiastically in crowd* That guy knows what I’m talking about. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up, and it is my real hair, believe it folks, and then I wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your pole, (and I mean a different kind of pole from the phoney polls that the fake news media loves so much,) but you don’t need to because your eyes say it all, “thank you Mr. President for the best blowjob in the history of these great United States”, that’s when I’m satisfied. Not one moment before, only then, that’s when I’m satisfied. My job’s way harder than you might think, because not only am I the President, I’m the Chief of Staff at the White House too, you know what I mean? And Joe, Sleepy Joe, Sleepy Joe Biden, you just know that you’re not gonna get a blowjob as good as that from him, believe it folks, I know, you heard it from me -- source link