icescrabblerjerky:beezelbubbles:amhrancomhrac:angelicfangirl:theblackheartlegacy:loststormtrooper:dw
icescrabblerjerky:beezelbubbles:amhrancomhrac:angelicfangirl:theblackheartlegacy:loststormtrooper:dwead-piwate-meggers:fatmomsgetfit:I think “Hey, fuck you, buddy. I spent the night learning to riverdance,” is going to be my go-to excuse for everything, now. –AW“You wanna know why I didn’t do your stupid thing? I don’t give a shit.”Well… I mean… Probably.“I’m soooo sorry, I’m too cool for this shit” XD“You wanna know why I didn’t do your stupid thing?! *points at crotch*”I’m fucking dead holy shit“Look me in the eye…I was drunk.”…..Calli do we share a birthday now? lol“It won’t happen again but I spent the night learning to riverdance”Well, yeah, you can only use that once. Since beyond that you aren’t LEARNING to riverdance. You already know how, and any subsequent occasions are just high kicking your way further into celtic glory.For the last time, I just found out I’m a ghost.I’m sorry I have diarrhoea.You wanna know why I didn’t do your stupid thing? I’m too cool for this shit. -- source link