FILI AND KILI WTF ARE YOU TWO UP TO NOW?!!! What do you mean I have to write Headcanon on Lord of th
FILI AND KILI WTF ARE YOU TWO UP TO NOW?!!! What do you mean I have to write Headcanon on Lord of the Rings if all Thirteen Dwarves Survive the Battle of Five Armies? NO, FILI YOU ARE NOT COCKBLOCKING LEGOLAS AND GIMLI NOT EVEN IF IT’S FOR GLOIN’S SAKE. NO KILI YOU ARE NOT GOING TO MATCH UP LEGOLAS AND GIMLI I DON’T CARE IF YOU’RE CURRENTLY DATING YOUR OWN ELF OMG WTF DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE DATING AN ELF THORIN IS GONNA HAVE KITTENS SWEET JIMINY CHRISTMAS ABOVE! No, boys, “Uncle Bilbo” will not snog the grumpy out of Thorin to welcome TWO Elves into the Family. Actually, “Uncle Bilbo” really needs little to no excuse to snog the grumpy out of Thorin - he rather has waaaaay too much fun doing it. The beard, you know. (Epic Facepalm is Epic) OH GOD, HELP. -- source link
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