greenstarfanatic:dokibots:hmWisconsin, Milwaukee native Anthony Robinson started a cultural revoluti
greenstarfanatic:dokibots:hmWisconsin, Milwaukee native Anthony Robinson started a cultural revolution yesterday when he decided to tip a waitress with his fedora instead of money. The esteemed gentlesir, who is the proud owner of a level 90 Paladin character on World of Warcraft, told our reporters at Neckbeard News that he was happy that his protest against “the preposterous social norms of Amerikkka” didn’t go unnoticed. “I wanted to make a point”, stated Robinson. “I wanted to let the people in power know that we’re not going to play by their rules anymore.”“Why the hell are we expected to tip waitresses”, asked Robinson, who is a secret member of the underground hacker group Anonymous. “When I’m at my job and I’m serving the customer a Big Mac, I sure as hell don’t expect a tip - so why should they?”After being pressed for comment, the ungrateful waitress, who asked to remain nameless, said that tips make up a large part of her overall wage. “I don’t get paid minimum wage”, lied the deceitful wench. “I actually rely on tips to pay the rent and put food on the table - So please forgive me if I don’t appreciate the fact that some disgusting slob sheepishly tipped his fedora at me before scurrying out the door.”The harlot then went on to complain about the fact that she was forced to do the job that she is paid to do. “I wouldn’t have minded if I had just brought him his food and that was that. However, this guy wanted me to cut his steak up into little tiny squares. He also requested that I remove the religious painting behind him and serve him his Mtn Dew in a god damn wine glass.” -- source link
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