cryptidwithacappuccino:aethersea:wordsofdiana:toyourwitcher:random geralt of rivia 2/?I love
cryptidwithacappuccino:aethersea:wordsofdiana:toyourwitcher:random geralt of rivia 2/?I love that they trapped him in like a public thoroughfare cause how long did they leave him there before they got him into the dungeon? Was it a whole day of people being like I’ll take that little shortcut to work I always use NOPE there’s a witcher in there. okay.how do you even extract a witcher from a setup like this? do you wait until he falls asleep and then drag him out then? he’s a witcher, you’ll be waiting for days. do you enchant him? how? do you call in the castle sorcerer – aka Mousesack, his good friend? awkward much…….. do you threaten him with like a wall of pikemen or something, and hope that he’s not going to pull some badass witcher stunt and fell seventeen of you at once before running off into the city and hiding in someone’s basement, or worse yet running into the castle and kidnapping your princess? because not to be rude but probably you will not succeed and he will indeed fell seventeen of you in less than a minute flat. he’s that kind of guy.look this is a thorny problem and I want answersYou put a cup over him and slide a card under it -- source link