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william-snekspeare:kaijutegu:sneksandsnakesandsnacks:thesmileoctopus:obligatorynamepuns:thesmileoctopus:onetwothreemany:momtngirl:wolframalpha:In case you were wondering what your species name is: https://wolfr.am/arC0eJ4f(Our is Cataclysta Polyrrapha)Made with Wolfram Language and explained in this Community post: https://wolfr.am/arBSPxnqIt’s a scarab beetle. I don’t know how to feel about this…I AM BUFO DANIELAE. I AM A TOAD. OF COURSE I AM A TOAD. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.ALSO KNOWN ASOH MY FUCKING GOD YOU BIRD PEOPLE AND YOUR COMMON NAMESI’m either Metagonia toro, which appears to be a spider also known as the cellar spider, or Neosterena victoria, which is… also a spider.I was hoping for better choices than that.I am suspicious of the slant toward terrestrial eight-appendaged animals. I put in my last name and FOR SURE know there are like a dozen cephalopod species named after Gilbert and/or Nancy Voss and it came up with a friggin’ spider.Definitely biased toward spiders, because terrapene Carolina Carolina has my exact name in it TWICE, so… But still neatI… I’m beautiful.I am a snail.Nice -- source link