shat-posted:patrick-stumps-right-eyebrow:shat-posted:patrick-stumps-right-eyebrow:shat-posted:patric
shat-posted:patrick-stumps-right-eyebrow:shat-posted:patrick-stumps-right-eyebrow:shat-posted:patrick-stumps-right-eyebrow:shat-posted:patrick-stumps-right-eyebrow:shat-posted:patrick-stumps-right-eyebrow:shat-posted:patrick-stumps-right-eyebrow:shat-posted:patrick-stumps-right-eyebrow:shat-posted:patrick-stumps-right-eyebrow:shat-posted:patrick-stumps-right-eyebrow:shat-posted:why is this the single thing that got an audible laugh out of me whole day? is this actually good or is my humour broken?*carries glasses into optometrist* sore eyes motherfucker*walks into upscale restaurant* black ties, motherfucker*frequently googles rhymezone**becomes the iceberg that sunk the titanic* capsize motherfucker*becomes heavenly angel* harmonize, motherfucker*calls pest control number* fruit flies, motherfucker*is hyper kid at bedtime* lullabies, motherfucker*points at people jogging* callisthenic exercise, motherfucker*guns out, people killed* terrorize, motherfucker*is a murderer* demise motherfucker*becomes a plant* photosynthesize, motherfucker*holds up youngblood chronicles dvd* Joe dies, motherfucker*becomes Bear Grylls* televise, motherfucker*points at grocery store* commercial enterprise, motherfucker*uno reverse card* likewise, motherfucker*someone asks what a himbo is* sweet but dumb guys, motherfucker*someone kicks John Cena* not wise, motherfucker*someone measures something incorrectly* lengthwise, motherfucker*your turn at snakes and ladders* roll dice, motherfucker*weirdly specific scenario* “word that ends with ise, motherfucker” -- source link