perpetualundead:kothophed-soul-hoarder:askkrenko:edh-a-to-z:actualborossoldier:flavoracle:dpdchxkenp
perpetualundead:kothophed-soul-hoarder:askkrenko:edh-a-to-z:actualborossoldier:flavoracle:dpdchxkenpachi:Zurgo was a lot fucking bigger than I thought Holy crap :xArtist Credit: Daarken*Zurgo walks into a Mardu blacksmith shop* Zurgo: “I want you to make me a man-sized sword.” Blacksmith: “Uh, that’s pretty sexist Zurgo. We make the same sized swords for all genders around here.” Zurgo: “No, no. You misunderstand. I want a sword that’s as tall as Lieutenant Grek, who is a human male.” Blacksmith: “Oh. Well OK then.” same tbhI love how inclusive the Mardu are. Kill, slash, and raid? Come join our horde!Mardu are basically the best organization anywhere in the multiverse.at the very least they certainly have perksI love the Mardu more than lifeTo be fair @perpetualundead, I’m pretty sure that’s a prerequisite to joining. -- source link
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