gothiccharmschool:winneganfake:agender-unicorn:skepticalwitch:calypsos-island:twohourartis
gothiccharmschool: winneganfake: agender-unicorn: skepticalwitch: calypsos-island: twohourartist: isitsafe: fandomsbecrazy: oMFG I just came downstairs and I found my sister with a lighter and I told her she can’t use fire and that it could catch the house on fire. She said that she was doing something important so I asked “what the hell is so important that you need fire for!?” and she told me with serious face ” I am using black magic to summon demons to get the mean girls at my school.” i can’t fucking breathe. I sat and watched her ritual hahahahaha shes fucking 10 years old This should be a wake-up call to her parents. She obviously needs help. Her parents should to talk to her about those mean girls, and teach her that she can’t summon demons with just candles. You need at least a pentagram drawn in a perfect circle with goat or lamb blood, and a proper incantation from a book of dark magick. This is great way to to teach your child early on about geometry and foreign languages. Good art lesson too. Drawing perfect circles is hard dOES NO ONE ELSE FIND THIS EXTREMELY DISTURBING Actually I find this girl fantastic. Ending bullying one curse at a time. She might want to hold off on summoning demons until she’s a bit more mature but yes curse those fuckers you go, girl Now hang on, just hang on a moment there. Let’s make one thing clear right now: There is not a goddamned thing wrong with calling on someone bigger and stronger then you for help if need be. If that stronger someone just happens to have tentacles and two-foot-long fangs, well, that’s more the problem of certain mean girls, I’d say. I’m impressed she doesn’t have any notes or research materials nearby. But yes, summon help when you need it, kiddo! Just don’t sign any contracts without having someone else read them. -- source link